Courtesy of The People's Cube
The Party™ has successfully expanded their power for decades to come. With this stimulus plan not only are we ensnaring generations of future Americans in ever more crushing taxation and debt, we have ensured that millions more people and even businesses are dependent on us for their wellbeing. The result will be more Democratic Party voters, for only a fool would bite the hand that feeds them.
The Rethuglicans only offer tired worn-out principles of a bygone era with silly concepts like rugged individualism, freedom, and liberty.
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
Ronald Reagan 40th president of US (1911 - 2004)
Well, Boo Hoo...
Yes, comrades, it is a glorious new day in these United Socialist States of America. Rejoice